Break out the long johns and warm up the grool, its almost WINTER, Mr. Hobo!! ...are *you* prepared? Lets just get out our checklist..
Wool socks, plastic bags and a sturdy pair of boots, for those long walks in the drifts? ...check
Small flashlight and beach shovel, for digging for buried treasure on those long snowy walks? ....check
Large, insulated backpack, for carrying those perishables back from the Food bank? ...check
20-30 small umbrellas to cover the neighbourhoods butt-cans with? ...check
Well, that should do it then? Course, when February rolls around, and your feet feel like 2 bricks attached loosly to your legs, just remember this...Gas Station washroom sinks provide enough hot water to thaw them out while providing you shelter for approximately 15 minutes, if you make yakking sounds while thawing them.
