Happy Hobo-Eve!!!

Break out the long johns and warm up the grool, its almost WINTER, Mr. Hobo!! ...are *you* prepared? Lets just get out our checklist..

Wool socks, plastic bags and a sturdy pair of boots, for those long walks in the drifts? ...check

Small flashlight and beach shovel, for digging for buried treasure on those long snowy walks? ....check

Large, insulated backpack, for carrying those perishables back from the Food bank? ...check

20-30 small umbrellas to cover the neighbourhoods butt-cans with? ...check

Well, that should do it then? Course, when February rolls around, and your feet feel like 2 bricks attached loosly to your legs, just remember this...Gas Station washroom sinks provide enough hot water to thaw them out while providing you shelter for approximately 15 minutes, if you make yakking sounds while thawing them.

Randomness at it's Best!

Been a while since I've posted anything here... and I'm SORRY!!!

*Why can't you all be quiet in there!!!*

So yeah, here's some total random things that I've found.
Try them on for size and tell me what ya think.

FUZZY GREEN LUNCH MEAT. DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!

Smoking and breath freshening all at the same time? I think I'm gonna vomit!

SO MUCH SPAM!!!

...random, incoherent drivelings......

Must post....MUST POST!!!

All righty then! Lets start with a link-a-doody about how location is prime when living the "Hobo Life". Followed directly by a sound clip showing that my voice should be copyrighted, apparently. Then, to wrap it all up?...a few jpeg's that entertained me for a few brief minutes......

Typical Technobo

As you can see, another typical pattern of a Technobo is to start something web-based and let it starve.

YES, THIS IS AN UPDATE!!! FEED LITTLE BLOG-THING....FEED!!

Video Games VS. Eating!

When you're a Technobo, you learn how to make sacrifices.
Such as... When you buy one of these:

You need to stop buying things like this :

That's right... gaming will take priority over eating. But... whenever your stomach starts to eat itself... you can always resort back to this :

Dumpsters. The last refuge of the damned. Home to a Technobo near you!
( PS - You can tell by the smell )