Thursday, May 25, 2006

Technobos Arch Enemies!!

#1. The landlord.
#2. The guy who watches the gas pumps at night.
#3. Nosy neighbours, curious about the wire running from their cablebox.
#4. That store clerk who actually COUNTS the empty pop bottles you take in.
#5. Smoke bums (The ones who case the smoking area at work for scores)
#6. Whomever invented the wallet.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Technobo Goodness!

And here is where you can find all of the enterprising young technobos... looking for remnants of technology, or scrap appliances to either use or fix... to sell for food... :D

Ah, the wonders of it all... and people ask me how do I lose so much weight... easy... I just don't eat anything... ROFL.


*tic tic tic

Monday, May 22, 2006


Technobos are the new generation! We own high-speed electronic devices but only have condiments in our fridges.
We all own very nice computers but have a hard time keeping our internet connection paid for.

Quote from a technobo

"I wanted toast but don't have a I put it in the oven....wasn't going to put it in the microwave? What?? Are you handicapped??"

Sunday, May 21, 2006

The Diet of a Hobo

How a hobo loses weight...
Well, when you have such wonderful things on the menu such as day old hot dogs, expired milk, moldy bread, and pizza crusts.

The "Good" food is No Name brand Oriental Noodles ( $2 for a pack of 12 ) and No Name Brand Mac and Cheese ( 3 for $1 ) it gets pretty easy to forgo the food, and say... "Hey, this cigarette looks awful damn healthy, I should have another"

How's that for twisted, eh?

My thoughts on working on PEI for today. Have a good one folks.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

The Beginning!

Where a Tech Support Hobo can find his lunch : in a dumpster.

Oh yeah, and it's overflowing too! Who knows what culinary delights might be found in there!