Thursday, June 14, 2007

And the word of the day is...

Toddomized!

*So yeah, this isn't anywhere near right. But I don't really care.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Food Bank Excursions

Ahhh, another month, another trip to the glorious food bank.
Lining up with other technobos and even a few plain old hobos.
Other people as down on their luck as you are... but look at the
tasty treats you can get there.

Yummy. Golden corn? In case you can't make out the details, most of the writing on the can is in Chinese. And it has a shelf life of 2 years. What kind of canned good has an expiry date anyways? This is when I should have known better.

Opening the can was an even worse mistake. Proabably a good thing that this picture is a little blurry. As Fiend can attest, it both looked and smelled something like dog food. I would think that dog food would be preferred over this, but there was none at hand.

Such a nice little happy face... you might assume that this was actually something that would make you happy. Yeah right... still looking like dog food here. It was a fight to get it out of the can. I should have let the can win. It wasn't worth the fight.

And here, voila... the end result... dog yak in a pot. How appetizing. Kind of makes me wish I owned a dog to see if an animal would be smart enough to avoid it. I wouldn't blame them if they did. Smart doggie.