So yeah.
There are some common rules of etiquette when you go dumpster diving with a fellow Technobo.
These should always be followed, or you may find yourself cast out of that elite league of Technobos ( a very bad idea in any situation, Technobos can be a very creepy bunch if irritated. Be forewarned. )
1 ) No pushing. I know that everyone wants to get to the goodies at the bottom as quick as possible... but if you work together, it's so much easier if you work together. 2 heads are better than one and all that.
2 ) Share the profits. No matter what you find, you always have to split the winnings. If not, you may find yourself blacklisted. Or locked in said dumpster waiting for a sanitation truck that may arrive before you expire. Hopefully.
3 ) Watch out! You never know when fellow Technobos ( or even regular business grade hobos.... shudder ) might appear to steal your winnings. Or the police. Cover your asses.
Sketchy at the best of times, dumpster diving is a forgotten art. Follow these 3 rules, and you just might survive. Forget one, and we'll show up to steal your hard earned winnings.
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Oh yeaaaa, thats right! I still have two computer cases, still smelling ripe of dumpster salvage, in the back of the truck, don't I? heh
Not anymore. MUAH HA HA HA!!!!
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