Monday, July 03, 2006

Technobolicity

The biggest mind #&!@ of being a technobo is the ease in which we "switch" back and forth. Somewhat likened to being a superhero, without all the powers and tights.

"By day, a mild-mannered regular joe, working out of an office, multi-tasking, etc etc etc. By night, rooting through indescribable waste for food, nicotine, etc etc."

With this shape-shift process in mind, its easy to understand those that work with us on a daily basis. No, that woman who dresses to the 9's but eats green goo for lunch is NOT crazy. SHE is a technobo-ette!!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

What?
No tights?
Now that's crazy.

Fiend said...

The line is officially "crossed" when you dress for work and your cape does not match your tights.

Anonymous said...

I agree.


One must follow the dress standards.

Tights, cape and outer jock strap MUST complement each other, and NEVER wear white knee high boots after labour day.

Didn't the ANSII committee hammer that out back in 1986? :P