Being a technobo isn't as hard as we make it sound, actually. More times then not, the position is something that is "forced upon you", given certain circumstances. If certain requirements *were* needed to be one though, they would be as follows :1. Applicant must be polite & courteous at all times.
2. Applicant must own or have possession of more then $1000 worth in electronic devices.
3. Further, applicant must have a strong desire to not consume protein or nutrients, in substitution for eating condiments and snacks as meals.
4. Applicant must have advanced knowledge on operating systems, their configurations, troubleshooting of such and what days the Food Banks are open
5. Ownership of a cat is not a requirement but, it certainly helps, especially if said cat likes to destroy most of your worldy possessions.
6. Lastly, applicant must be aware that "advancement" in this position is NON- negotiable. Once a technobo, ALWAYS a technobo!
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OOooooh, OOooooohh, OOoooooh.
*Raises Hand*
"Mr Fiend, sir. Can I join this Technobo club of your'n? Please Sir"
*smiles deviantly as he is accepted. Always plotting. Always*
You must understand, sir, that this is not a "club", as you say.
This is a Life Choice...a career of proportional amounts. Something that you must invest time, work, and degradation into.
Are you up for that challenge??!!
Do you think you have what it takes to be one of the elite, "driving through parking lots for cigarette butts and pop bottles" Technobos??
...cause if you do, stay out of the Quik-E marts lot. THOSE ARE MY BUTTS, DAMMIT!!
Damn, you fail on this one, Fiendy:
QUOTE: 4. Applicant must have advanced knowledge on operating systems, their configurations, troubleshooting of such and what days the Food Banks are open.
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After that long tech support call to you (Over 8 billable hours) just to get your computer set up, I can tell you you have NO FREEKIN clue about OS's, Configurations, and Basic Troubleshooting procedures.
Your PERFECT for Apples Support Team... :P
Sadly enough, I agree with Guru on this one. Fiend is more likely to hurt himself setting up a computer than most people would be doing a motorcycle jump across the grand canyon.
God I love you guys!
Laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my face!!!
So bad that, I accidentally hit the apple key and clicked the mouse button on something and NOW have the Gay Pinwheel of Death, for some unknown reason!
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