Housing Requirements for a Technobo
2 - Something that actually runs is preferable (for the late night moves between parking lots so the police don't assume that you live there)
3 - The bigger the backseat, the better. It's hard to stretch out in a Hyundai Excel.
4 - Lots of trunk space. You never know when you'll have to sleep in there. Best place ever to hide from creditors (unless it's the repo man, then you're screwed)
5 - Tinted Windows are helpful to keep the other Technobos from wanting to steal your few worldy possessions. Bastards that they are.
4 comments:
Guru told me I take the whole "Technobo Living" thing too far the other night I was talking to him... and frankly, I am offended.
Between Fiend and I, we are the only 2 who know how serious this site really is, and it's a touchy subject... :D
This is about as serious as it gets, man.
When I say I'm going shopping, it means I'm going for a stroll down the road and back. Nowhere does this mean I'm stopping at a store.....
Nowhere.
I hear the Tim Hortons in Cornwall doesn't mix the Coffee grinds with the TimBits. Sounds like some good eating there.
It does!
It does!
nothing worse than scavenging a Boston Creme donut, only to realize it was a plain ol' chocolate glaze...if you know what I mean!
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