Technobolicity

The biggest mind #&!@ of being a technobo is the ease in which we "switch" back and forth. Somewhat likened to being a superhero, without all the powers and tights.

"By day, a mild-mannered regular joe, working out of an office, multi-tasking, etc etc etc. By night, rooting through indescribable waste for food, nicotine, etc etc."

With this shape-shift process in mind, its easy to understand those that work with us on a daily basis. No, that woman who dresses to the 9's but eats green goo for lunch is NOT crazy. SHE is a technobo-ette!!

Daily Diner!

Here Ya Go:I have no sweet clue what this is... but it certainly looks better that the heaping helping of Ramen Noodles ( typically called Mr. Noodles, but not when you buy the no name brand variant )
Goddamn noodles... I swear... I am gonna find the company that invented that "Oriental" flavor and burn them to the ground. I mean, what is an oriental flavor? Chicken is meant to taste like chicken, the same goes for beef and pork. So what the hell is oriental flavor? A flavor made from orients? C'mon now people. I am sick of it... all it is is salt and MSG. Goddamn!
Well, I'm off to another meaningless meal of goddamn noodles. Piss it all to hell.

Technobo Living Conditions

Housing Requirements for a Technobo

1 - Must be clean and dry (all window and door seals must be intact, windows must either roll up, or be stuck in the up position)

2 - Something that actually runs is preferable (for the late night moves between parking lots so the police don't assume that you live there)

3 - The bigger the backseat, the better. It's hard to stretch out in a Hyundai Excel.

4 - Lots of trunk space. You never know when you'll have to sleep in there. Best place ever to hide from creditors (unless it's the repo man, then you're screwed)

5 - Tinted Windows are helpful to keep the other Technobos from wanting to steal your few worldy possessions. Bastards that they are.

Job Opening!!!

Being a technobo isn't as hard as we make it sound, actually. More times then not, the position is something that is "forced upon you", given certain circumstances. If certain requirements *were* needed to be one though, they would be as follows :

1. Applicant must be polite & courteous at all times.
2. Applicant must own or have possession of more then $1000 worth in electronic devices.
3. Further, applicant must have a strong desire to not consume protein or nutrients, in substitution for eating condiments and snacks as meals.
4. Applicant must have advanced knowledge on operating systems, their configurations, troubleshooting of such and what days the Food Banks are open
5. Ownership of a cat is not a requirement but, it certainly helps, especially if said cat likes to destroy most of your worldy possessions.
6. Lastly, applicant must be aware that "advancement" in this position is NON- negotiable. Once a technobo, ALWAYS a technobo!

Monkey on my Back

It is one damn evil monkey, and do you know what he looks for?

That's right... Smokes. Tobacco. NICOTINE!
And the horrible things he will make you do for it... jumping through a burning ring of fire to land on burning hot coals will seem like this seem like a walk in the park.

If you don't feed this monkey... using any form of available nicotine, especially in a smokable form, he will slowly drive you mad. You'll start to shake, and twitch... until you finally give in.
Hunting for ashtrays... half smoked butts... drinking the water out of soggy ashtrays... drying out the soggy ones during the rainy season... rolling and smoking just about anything you can find. But nothing will replace the precious nicotine. No herbal cigarettes, no smoking tea, no nicotine patches, no nicotine gum. Nothing. The only thing to stop the monkey is to smoke like it's going out of style. If he had his way, you'd smoke from the second you got up in the morning, until you went to sleep at night ( with a burning smoke in your lips, ready to light your bed on fire )

That bastard monkey. I'll get him yet. Here's one for him :